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<Kula> ** those who fail.. there's tentacles -bursting- out of that seal and trying to ensnare a body part. Roll !hit body.
<Exacerangutan> ...welp
<Chris-kun> !hit body
<Sprite> Body Roll for Chris-kun: 12 - Result: 12 - Critical Booster - Right in the junk. May render target immobile or grounded.
<Dac> !hit body
<Sprite> Body Roll for Dac: 12 - Result: 4 - Right Chest - Damages Right Chest, Possibly Bad.
* Awesome grabs popcorn
<Jessi> !hit body
<Sprite> Body Roll for Jessi: 12 - Result: 5 - Center Chest - Damages Main Body, Bad.
<Awesome> .............
<Chris-kun> ...
<Awesome> YES!!!
<Soul> rofl
<Loche> FATALITY
* Awesome cartwheels
<Lucian> ...
<Jessi> <Mireya> *HAD to walk to the seal.*
<Soul> MIREYA RIGHT IN THE BOOB
<Exacerangutan> obviously chris' roll shoudl have been Drews
<Jessi> HAHA POOR JADEN
<Loche> HYPER COMBO FINISH
<Dac> <Belle> *points and Nelson laughs* ha ha
<Kula> ** it's okay Jaden and Mireya. it's soft at least.
<Kula> ** ..and Belle
<Jessi> <Mireya> *..getting wrapped around the chest* "IYAH!!" *fighting against it*
<Sparda> <Seijou> *turns and aims his gun after rolling to avoid. PARKOUR!!!
<Chris-kun> <Jaden> *Apparently, couldn't evade something, and a tentacle wraps around his junk! "What the!?" *Trying to jerk it off*
<Chris-kun> ...wait
<Exacerangutan> ...so Bell just gets chestgroped?
<Kula> fasdhf
<Awesome> ..rodkfg
<Awesome> ROFL
<Sparda> <Seijou> "Okay, new plan. Smash it."
<Soul> thank you
<Lucian> .....
<Chris-kun> oh god
<Exacerangutan> ...
<Soul> QUOTE BOOK THAT NOW
<Sparda> ROFL
<Exacerangutan> .............................
<Awesome> YES
<Madoushi> !hit body
<Sprite> Body Roll for Madoushi: 12 - Result: 3 - Left Arm - Damages Left Arm
<Jessi> PWER"A:ASDFasd
<Exacerangutan> .........................................................welp
<Loche> KO
<Soul> Jaden wastes no time in doing it right

<@Soul> <Tonic> "WHY YOU HAVE ERECTION?!"
<@Exacerangutan> <Nikolai Yevtushenko> "Nyet, ve all know vher it is."
<@Kula> <Leben> "..Mm.."
<@Exacerangutan> ...
<@Dac> <Belle> "... WHY IS EVERYONE TREATING ME WEIRD." Looks down. ".... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT."
<@Dac> <Belle> "SNAKEBITE"
<@Madoushi> <Faustlin> "................................"
<@Kula> rtogfauj
<@Chris-kun> ROFL
<@Kula> ROFLMNAO
<@Jessi> <Mireya> *just awkward smiles at Nik. Was ABOUT to say something.. but will walk to Seijou*
<@Awesome> ROFLMSf
<@Jessi> rofl
<@Awesome> ROFLMAO
<@Exacerangutan> god damnit I'm imagining Tonic making the Jackie Chan face
<@Sparda> <Seijou> "Quick, suck the venom out."

<Jessi> <Mireya> "Eeee!" *lifted! Kicking her legs. Trying to push off against it.* "It's so strong and thick!"
<Exacerangutan> <Nikolai Yevtushenko> *attempting to cut Mira free!*
<Lucian> <Ian McNichol> *unloads a few rounds!*
<Madoushi> <Faustlin> "......!" *has a tentacle grab his arm! ... would normally not be terrible concerned as long as it was trying to rip off said arm, but recent encounters with Tendou have made him paranoid and he struggles to get free!
<Loche> <Jach Swiftblade> *while Leben's pulling at the tentacle, he moves to the base to hack it off at the root from the seal itself.*
<Awesome> <Aku> "...hold still." *flame sword forms in hand to slice it*
<Kula> ** the creature continues to come out of the seal. It's an octopus looking guy! ... and gets shot to hell and then the tentacles get sliced off by Nik and Jaden.
<Kula> ** ...Tonic's freezing move actually works -REALLY- well.
<Jessi> <Mireya> *comes down from the peak.*

<@Kula> guys if you want a personal
<@Kula> name for your forum
<@Kula> pm it to me
<@Kula> like Wally's Wonderful World
<@Kula> or something
<@Kula> ... only I will see it anyway rofl
<+Jessi> msg Kula Jessi's Penisland!
<+Jessi> oh wait
<@Kula> rofl
<@Kula> Pen island?!
<+Bakamoichigei> Damnit, Jessi, you stole my idea
<+Bakamoichigei> I wanted Jessi's Penisland
<+Jessi> Well, yeah, I AM a writer---
<+Jessi> ....
* +Jessi unsure how to respond o.o
* +Bakamoichigei wins
<+Awesome> .....ROFL

[21:25] <Kula> FACADCSD
[21:25] <Kula> SPILLED BALLS ON MY SHIRT BRB
[21:25] <Exacerangutan> ...
[21:25] <Steve_Restless> ... too easy
[21:25] <Jessi> ROFL
[21:25] <Awesome> .... *slow applauds*
[21:25] <Kvothe> LMAO
[21:25] <Exacerangutan> .................
[21:25] <Exacerangutan> ...........................................................
[21:25] <Radical> ......yeah.
[21:26] <Exacerangutan> wash it out quick, cinnie
[21:26] <Exacerangutan> that can stain pretty badly
[21:26] <Steve_Restless> Giggity.
[21:26] <Kula> back
[21:26] <Kula> and I mean tapioca balls you pervs
[21:26] <Kula> that stuff is sticky
[21:26] <Jessi> ...
[21:27] <Jessi> sticky balls.
[21:27] <Exacerangutan> .......yup.
[21:27] <Jade`> ...yup
[21:27] <Jessi> kinda whitish, too, I assume?
[21:27] <Kula> no
[21:27] <Kula> they're ..
[21:27] <Kula> I'm not answering this
[21:27] <Jade`> rofl
[21:27] <Jessi> <3~
[21:27] <Awesome> rofl
[21:27] <Exacerangutan> yeah probably best to cut your losses
[21:27] <Exacerangutan> you know
[21:27] <Sparda> Tapioca does look like jizz
[21:27] <Kula> i prefer my balls black
[21:27] <Exacerangutan> before you make things harder for yourself
[21:27] * Kula slaps a knee
[21:27] * Awesome eyebrow waggles
[21:28] <Kula> IT DOES NOT
[21:28] <Steve_Restless> Wally, youre up
[21:28] <Kula> IT LOOKS DELICIOUS SHUT UP FRANK YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
[21:28] * Kula throws over a table like yugi-oh
[21:28] <Kula> http://gubaba.org/crap/cin-mistake.jpg this happened just now except on my shirt
[21:28] <Steve_Restless> Cinnie, its okay if you think that looks delicious. you're a girl, thats allowed.
[21:28] <Steve_Restless> encouraged even
[21:29] * Kula draws dr pepper exploding like ejaculation.. enker types 'soda jerk'
[21:29] * Kula HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH -- FUUUUUUUUUUU
[21:29] <Exacerangutan> double-tech
[21:29] <Jessi> there's a reason the cup has a lid on it, Cinnie
[21:29] <Kula> IT WAS ALREADY IN MY MOUTH jessi
[21:29] <Kula> it just
[21:29] <Jessi> ....
[21:29] <Kula> flew out
[21:29] <Jade`> ...
[21:29] * Sparda is not saying it
[21:29] <Awesome> ...
[21:30] * Jessi in tears.
[21:30] <Steve_Restless> ... >_>
[21:30] <Enker> Falcon Hit and X-Slash ain't got nothin' on that shit
[21:30] <Exacerangutan> ...
[21:30] * Awesome seinfeld.gif
[21:30] <Exacerangutan> ......
[21:30] <Jessi> Man
[21:30] <Jessi> I've never had it
[21:30] <Jessi> and will probably never have it
[21:30] <Sparda> Poor Mike.
[21:30] <Kula> YOU GUYS AND YOUR DOUBLE INNUENDOS can bite my foot
[21:30] <Jessi> ...but I love bubble tea suddenly.
[21:30] <Kula> dude
[21:30] <Kula> those balls are
[21:30] <Kula> freaking
[21:30] <Kula> dekiciousdfadsfsf
[21:30] <Kula> okay
[21:30] <Steve_Restless> HA-haaaa, multiple entendre...
[21:31] <Kula> okay I am sorry "TAPIOCA PEARLS"
[21:31] * Awesome seinfelds again and goes back to homework
[21:31] <Jade`> ...doesn't sound better
[21:31] <Jessi> Mike's not in the room. He doesn't have to worry about my doubling over.
[21:31] <Jessi> in laughter/tears.
[21:32] <Steve_Restless> Giggity.
[21:32] <Kula> .... though okay I guess the white ones are okay
[21:32] <Kula> they're smaller
[21:32] <Kula> but they're okay
[21:32] <Sparda> Cinnie likes them round
[21:33] <Sparda> and big
[21:33] <Awesome> ...........eur
[21:33] <Awesome> roflmao
[21:33] <Awesome> So....
[21:33] <Awesome> At the risk of sounding incredibly wrong
[21:33] <Awesome> you are saying
[21:33] <Awesome> the black ones are bigger and the white ones are smaller.
[21:33] <Kula> yes
[21:33] <Jessi> she likes big balls and she cannot lie?
[21:33] <Steve_Restless> ... G'night Everybody. [/Wakko Warner]
[21:33] <Kula> the white smaller ones are in pudding
[21:33] <Kula> they're alright
[21:33] <Kula> a little tougher
[21:33] <Kula> I like the big black ones
[21:33] <Sparda> I fucking hate tapioca
[21:33] <Kula> nice and chewy
[21:34] <Sparda> ....and Wally's boner died forever.
[21:34] <Awesome> Ok
[21:34] <Steve_Restless> ... chewy?
[21:34] <Kula> good consistancy to spit at people
[21:34] <Kula> yes
[21:34] <Awesome> I seriously need to close this window
[21:34] <Exacerangutan> ......
[21:34] <Kula> they're like gummi bears
[21:34] <Awesome> I can't concentrate
[21:34] <Exacerangutan> ................
[21:34] <Kula> ROFL
[21:34] * Steve_Restless backs away slowly
[21:34] <Jade`> .....
[21:34] <Jessi> OM NOM NOM
[21:34] * Steve_Restless raises his hoodie up like wings, to make himself appear larger, as one would do when confronted with a bear, or predatory cat, stands on tiptoes as he backs away.

[01:12] <`Citan> Today was balls lol
[01:12] <`Citan> my pants exploded at like teh beginning of my shift
[01:12] <Lucian> ...
[01:12] <Jade`> ...
[01:12] <`Citan> the button AND zipper both broke
[01:12] <Aya> .... continue

(11:24) <Kula> <Yoko> *sitting on the roof making some new charms that look like http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3554/3295 ... 65109f.jpg
(11:25) <Sparda> I'll be back soon rofl
(11:25) <Kula> I was kidding
(11:25) <Kula> GO
(11:25) <Sparda> ...YOKO WHY
(11:25) <Kula> GET OUT OF HERE
(11:25) * Retrieving #MI2RPG modes...
(11:25) <Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> "...What?" *calming down from her laughing fit*
(11:25) <Kula> <Yoko> it's a WHITE DRAGON
(11:25) <Soul> ... if she is
(11:25) <Soul> god what is wrong with her
(11:25) <Jade`> <Suzumura Riki> "...Nothing."
(11:26) <Kula> rofl
(11:26) <Kula> wtf is wrong with them
(11:26) <Kula> they're like white snakes
(11:26) <Kula> am I MISSING SOMETHING
(11:26) <Soul> no
(11:26) <Soul> but I'm still remembering her truck balls earlier
(11:26) <Soul> and I'm connecting dots here
(11:27) <Exacerangutan> ...
(11:27) * Joins: Azuriyuu
(11:27) * ChanServ sets mode: +v Azuriyuu
(11:28) <Kula> ...what.
(11:28) <Jade`> <???> *Yoko an probably see some one in strange robes approaching the Inn!*
(11:28) <Kula> WHAT IS WITH ALL THE ELIPSES
(11:28) <Kula> hi Benji!
(11:28) <Soul> (I'm talking sperm, Paul.)
(11:28) <Soul> hi Benji!
(11:28) <Kula> ...
(11:28) <Kula> ..... ROFLMAO
(11:28) <Kula> WOW
(11:28) <Kula> IT DOES LOOK--ROFL
(11:28) <Azuriyuu> 'Sup?
(11:28) <Soul> I broke Cinnie
(11:28) <Exacerangutan> yyyyyep
(11:28) <Kula> <Yoko> YOU GUYS ARE ALL PERVERTS
(11:28) <Kula> <Yoko> SICKOS
(11:28) <Azuriyuu> ...
(11:28) <Soul> <Sachiko> who threw balls at me?
(11:28) <Azuriyuu> What the bugger is going on?
(11:29) <Exacerangutan> hey we didn't draw them with round heads a long tapered tails
(11:29) <Kula> <Yoko> *sitting on the roof making some new charms that look like http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3554/3295 ... 65109f.jpg (repost for benji)
(11:29) <Exacerangutan> make draw whatever
(11:29) <Exacerangutan> blah blah words
(11:29) <Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> "The way I said it, she beat your face." ^^ "Which is true too. You still have some on ya." ^^
(11:29) <Kula> <Yoko> they weren't balls. They were biceps. ... sagging biceps.
(11:30) <Soul> <Sachiko> BALLS. TESTICLES. DANGLY BITS.
(11:30) <Kula> <Yoko> NOOO

(11:38) <Sparda> ...
(11:38) <Sparda> cinnie you didn't know it looked like a sperm
(11:38) <Atoli> <Keiko Langley Ikari> "A Maid cafe!"
(11:38) <Kula> no
(11:38) <Sparda> ROFL
(11:38) <Kula> there's pink spots at the top of the head
(11:38) <Soul> that's the first thing that came to mind
(11:38) <Soul> cause it was Yoko
(11:38) <Soul> I noticed the pink after